Honestly, it's impossible to work in these conditions. I'm writing this from the TechCrunch Real-Time CrunchUp ; a one-day event in San Francisco celebrating the joys of the 'real-time' web. Sounds awesome, right? It is. I've been on stage, heckling participants on the marketing panel, I've been Tweeting from the audience, I've been following the live-blogging of the panels. Generally I've been living the real time dream - which probably explains why I haven't done any actual work all day. And now I'm twenty minutes away from my deadline, and I still have to read a week of TechCrunch and figure out everything that's happened this week. Oh, and to make matters worse, Arrington has filled my work room with dogs . Welcome, then, to a completely - and appropriately - real-time edition of This Week On TechCrunch.